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Tche. Rumours of my imminent death at the hand of stringent slave drivery have been greatly exaggerated.

Light Yagami. It's one thing to suspend a superior angelic creation on an inanimate object for various hours of the day, with nothing to his care, save the noble impromptu architecture of delicate aircrafts which you may or may not care to ( Read more... )

Lo~ng nap... and such precious commodities duly estranged in my leave. Far from me to demand a report of all my Cathedral companions... and yet farther still to not expect it.

And ah ~ ♥ ~ let's play.

MINION EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION REVIEW

If you are or have been associated with my discrete and rather pliant whims dutiful machination trifles, do ( Read more... )

AUCTIONING....

VISITORS

A~aaa, ci ~ ti ~ ♥ ~ zens! Uterrly weary of their persecution? Overwhelmed by the deep, earnest desire to tear them apart to beautiful, bloody bits?

Suffer no longer!

Pick the visitor of your choice, claim immediate ownership*, stone and reduce to mere shrivels of no~thing immediately ~ ! The Inorganic Bank of Rosiel ( Read more... )

Hmmm. Zaphikiel left me. Ti~sk.

…Mister Dresden, mind that you never again insinuate I’ve no intention to prove myself most cooperative with the human law - my, but don’t such accusations break my little heart ever so.

The recent kidnappings resulted in slight blood loss… correct? Well enough. My good gentleman has been relieved of a ring of ( Read more... )

Justice here, justice there, justice every ~where. I think it went blind. I think we poked its eyes out.

I think - I think - I think.

And wings coming to bloom, O tisk, O now, O why - burning, burning, cutting, shredding, still burning. Do please. Kiss-kiss, your fault, all yours, do en~joy.

Mister Brocklehurst, you will do well to find us a ( Read more... )

The House of Dream in waiting, and Dream himself unseen.

So be it.


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Well, undead existence must be so very tedious, and truly now, such a taxing diet? Does anyone think of the vampire brethren these days? Really, now, they think of your jugular.

With that in mind, we should all endeavour to be a more tightly knit society - in fact, I propose to extend the Samaritan, welcoming, loving hand and perhaps arrange for ( Read more... )

This will be an unprecedented, memorable event that will bear no further repetition of my direct enterprise. Circumstances, however, bring me to despair:

IN THE NAME OF GOD, TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!

A few dictums made hereon necessary:
♥ ~ spandex is a privilege, not a right.
♥ ~ your hair is neither allowed to weigh more than you, nor absolved of ( Read more... )

My, but minions whine incorrigibly. Note to self: acquire better Instructions Manual.

Honestly, Tibby-sama, what was your suggestion for their discipline? Ah yes... sexual intercourse.

Hear thee, hear thee, minions!

In exchange for devoted-until-most-convenient-backstab-moment service, I promise and modestly offer sex. And by sex, I mean ( Read more... )